You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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