doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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