She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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