Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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