i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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