im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think people are normalizing furries
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
