? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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