no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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