shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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