I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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