Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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