once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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