what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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