haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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