Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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