pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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