I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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