Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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