I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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