CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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