just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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