I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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