No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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