i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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