i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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