so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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