dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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