that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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