There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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