everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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