You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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