Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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