What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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