their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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