Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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