Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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