He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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