Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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