That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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