We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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