She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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