I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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