So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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