before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's the barista slut.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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