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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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