Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
