soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm passing your future prison.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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