I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You can't special order awesome
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
