Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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