i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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