Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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