Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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