I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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